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Chris Rock’s Gay People, Homophobia and Molesting Uncles video routine

Chris Rockâ??s stand up comedy routine about gay people, homophobia, Ricky Martin and molesting uncles is extracted from Chris Rockâ??s: Bigger & Blacker video.

Chris Rockâ??s stand up comedy routine about Gay People in the Military brings out more than some funny lines about gay people, going where many think, but less say it:

"lf they wanna fight, let them fight,'cause l ain't fighting. l wouldn't give a fuck if l saw a Russian tank rolling down Flatbush Avenue. l ain't shooting nobody. So call me a faggot. When the war is over, l'll be the faggot with two legs, thank you.�.

Chris Rockâ??s stand up talent has very much to do with him touching controversial topic from a different point of view than the others: talking about homophobia, the comedian knows that by  judging people usually you end up facing  what youâ??ve judged, much closer than you ever thought :

â?? lt don't make no sense to be a racist, sexist, or nothing, but.... lt don't. lt doesn't. lt don't make no sense...cause whoever you hate will end up in your family. That's right, you don't like gays, you're gonna have a gay son.â??

You can watch the routines below or you can watch Chris Rockâ??s stand up video Bigger&Blacker in our Stand Up Comedy Concerts section.

Before any of this happened, they was on Clinton.

What was they on him for?

Gays in the military.

Everybody says, "Don't let them in."lf they wanna fight, let them fight,'cause l ain't fighting.

l wouldn't give a fuck if l saw a Russian tank rolling down Flatbush Avenue.

l ain't shooting nobody. So call me a faggot. When the war is over, l'll be the faggot with two legs, thank you.

You know what's fucked up? Everybody gets so homophobic. People, we need to cut that shit out...'cause everybody in this room got at least a gay cousin. Every last one of you got a gay cousin. You knew he was gay when y'all was kids. You was playing ball, he was jumping rope. He didn't turn gay, he was gay then. He just didn't have nobody to be gay with. Shit, l got a gay uncle. Call him Aunt Tom. Every Christmas, he comes over with his ''friend.'' See, it don't make no sense to hate nobody.

lt don't make no sense to be a racist, sexist, or nothing, but.... lt don't. lt doesn't. lt don't make no sense...'cause whoever you hate will end up in your family. That's right, you don't like gays, you're gonna have a gay son.

You don't like Puerto Ricans? Your daughter's gonna come home with ''Livin' la vida loca!'' Don't you just love that shit? That's a catchy-ass song. You just want to jump up on shit. 'Livin' la vida loca! ''Come on!'' l feel that shit. l'll be driving, ''Livin' la vida loca!'' l love that shit.

That ain't going nowhere. That's gonna be out a long time. That shit is like the Puerto Rican! Whoomp! (There It Is)!

l was talking about my gay uncle.

See, your uncles prepare you for life.

lf you got enough uncles,they'll prepare you for life...'cause you got every type of uncle. You got your gay uncle, you got your alcoholic uncle. You got your stealing uncle. You got your molester uncle.

Everybody's got that one molester uncle.

Your mama's like, ''Where them kids at?''

-''They're with Johnny.''

-''Get them kids!

''Hurry up, get them kids!

Don't leave them with your Uncle Johnny!''

Later on, you get molested, your mama get mad at you.

''That's what you get. ''Hanging around fucking Johnny. l told you about that shit!

''Now walk it off!''

That's your family.

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Chris Rock Nigga Vs Black People Routine video

Chris Rock Nigga Vs Black People is one of the most famous routines of the comedian, being included on Chris Rock's stand up comedy album: Roll With The New 1997, as well as on his HBO special Bring The Pain, released in 1996, which gave Chris Rock the notoriety he deserved.

Chris Rock Nigga Vs Black People routine is one of his most controversial routines, making strong negative differences between niggas and black people and rejecting the opinion that this image of African-Americans was created by the media only : "You think I've got 3 guns in my house 'cause the media outside? When I go to the money machine tonight, alright, I ain't looking over my back for the media: I'm looking for niggas!"

Because of the controverial topic, Chris Rock Nigga vs Black People routine was removed by the comedian from his later stand up comedy special and he stated that he probably won't do it ever again.

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