Chris Rock’s Gay People, Homophobia and Molesting Uncles video routine

Chris Rockâ??s stand up comedy routine about gay people, homophobia, Ricky Martin and molesting uncles is extracted from Chris Rockâ??s: Bigger & Blacker video.

Chris Rockâ??s stand up comedy routine about Gay People in the Military brings out more than some funny lines about gay people, going where many think, but less say it:

"lf they wanna fight, let them fight,'cause l ain't fighting. l wouldn't give a fuck if l saw a Russian tank rolling down Flatbush Avenue. l ain't shooting nobody. So call me a faggot. When the war is over, l'll be the faggot with two legs, thank you.�.

Chris Rockâ??s stand up talent has very much to do with him touching controversial topic from a different point of view than the others: talking about homophobia, the comedian knows that by  judging people usually you end up facing  what youâ??ve judged, much closer than you ever thought :

â?? lt don't make no sense to be a racist, sexist, or nothing, but.... lt don't. lt doesn't. lt don't make no sense...cause whoever you hate will end up in your family. That's right, you don't like gays, you're gonna have a gay son.â??

You can watch the routines below or you can watch Chris Rockâ??s stand up video Bigger&Blacker in our Stand Up Comedy Concerts section.

Before any of this happened, they was on Clinton.

What was they on him for?

Gays in the military.

Everybody says, "Don't let them in."lf they wanna fight, let them fight,'cause l ain't fighting.

l wouldn't give a fuck if l saw a Russian tank rolling down Flatbush Avenue.

l ain't shooting nobody. So call me a faggot. When the war is over, l'll be the faggot with two legs, thank you.

You know what's fucked up? Everybody gets so homophobic. People, we need to cut that shit out...'cause everybody in this room got at least a gay cousin. Every last one of you got a gay cousin. You knew he was gay when y'all was kids. You was playing ball, he was jumping rope. He didn't turn gay, he was gay then. He just didn't have nobody to be gay with. Shit, l got a gay uncle. Call him Aunt Tom. Every Christmas, he comes over with his ''friend.'' See, it don't make no sense to hate nobody.

lt don't make no sense to be a racist, sexist, or nothing, but.... lt don't. lt doesn't. lt don't make no sense...'cause whoever you hate will end up in your family. That's right, you don't like gays, you're gonna have a gay son.

You don't like Puerto Ricans? Your daughter's gonna come home with ''Livin' la vida loca!'' Don't you just love that shit? That's a catchy-ass song. You just want to jump up on shit. 'Livin' la vida loca! ''Come on!'' l feel that shit. l'll be driving, ''Livin' la vida loca!'' l love that shit.

That ain't going nowhere. That's gonna be out a long time. That shit is like the Puerto Rican! Whoomp! (There It Is)!

l was talking about my gay uncle.

See, your uncles prepare you for life.

lf you got enough uncles,they'll prepare you for life...'cause you got every type of uncle. You got your gay uncle, you got your alcoholic uncle. You got your stealing uncle. You got your molester uncle.

Everybody's got that one molester uncle.

Your mama's like, ''Where them kids at?''

-''They're with Johnny.''

-''Get them kids!

''Hurry up, get them kids!

Don't leave them with your Uncle Johnny!''

Later on, you get molested, your mama get mad at you.

''That's what you get. ''Hanging around fucking Johnny. l told you about that shit!

''Now walk it off!''

That's your family.

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Comedy Roast of Pamela Anderson video

The Comedy Central Roast of Pamela Anderson was produced by Joel Gallen, written by Aaron Matthwe Lee and was broadcast on 14th of august, 2005. The roast of PAmela Anderson was mastered by Jimmy Kimmel and special guests invited were Tommy Lee, Courtney Love, Nick DiPaolo, Adam carolla, Bea Arthur, Eddie Griffin, Lady Bunny, Lisa Lampanelli, Andy Dick, Jeffrey Ross and Sarah Silverman.

There was also a special appearance of David Spade, in the pre-taped video, every detail making Pamela Anderson video one of the best comedy roaster you will ever see, because not every day you see a celebrity that can make fun of herself the way pamela anderson does in this comedy central roast.

Pamela Anderson stated that he accepted to do this special and be the aim for all those insults, because Comedy Central promised to make a donation to PETA. Pamela Anderson was the first female Comedy Central made a roast with and this is a verry funny roast, in which Pamela Anderson sits and takes every insult gracioulsy, making from this comedy central roast one of the lasrgest audience for a program.

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Jeff Dunham Achmed The Dead Terrorist Routine video

Jeff Dunham Achmed The Dead Terrorist is the best-known and the funniest terrorist in whole world, especially because he is a dead terrorist who doesn't belive that he is dead. "Silence, I kill you!" is Achmed the Dead Terrorist favorite line, addressed to the audience when the people start to laugh, being one of Jeff Dunham mostly used quotes.

Jeff Dunham Achmed The Dead Terrorist puppet is a skeletal corpse, described by himself as a "flesh wound" from his icompetence as a suicide bomber. Achmed The Dead Terrorist refers to his incompetence as "premature detonation", poking in the same time on Jeff Dunham's sexual life, in which the same thing happens as far as Achmed knows.

Achmed The Dead Terrorist first appeard in Jeff Dunham video Spark of Insanity and through him, the ventriloquist Jeff Dunham is able to bring up sensible and controversial topics, like terrorism or religious stuff, like the virgins promissed to the muslims after death.

In Jeff Dunham Christmas Special, Achmed The Dead Terrorist asked Jeff Dunham to go carol with him after the show and sang what would soon became a hit: Jingle Bombs, an terrorist adaptation of Jingle Bells, so don't miss any Jeff Dunham and Achmed clips.

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The Axis of Evil Stand up Comedy Tour - full video

The Axis of Evil Comedy Tour is a stand up comedy video, witch begun in November 2005, starring Ahmed Ahmed, Maz Jobrani and Aron Kader. They are of Middle Eastern descent and have guests such as Won Ho Chung, Dean Obeidallah and Nick Youssef who make a great stand up comedy video every time they get on stage.

The Axis Of Evil comedy tour's name is derived from a speech by US President George W. Bush regarding Iraq, Iran and North Korea witch were designated as the Axis of Evil. What makes the Axis of Evil Comedy Tour more hilarious is the fact that the comedians are from that part of the world. Maz Jobrani is Iranian, Aron Kader and Dean Obeidallah are Palestinians, Won Ho Chung is Coreen and Ahmed Ahmed is Egyptian.

The Axis of Evil Comedy tour video started as a way of showing everyday Americans that it is hard to be of middle eastern descent, but people liked it so much that it became one of the greatest stand up comedy tours in America. In fact it got so big that the tour went even to Arabia where King Abdullah II of Jordan attended this comedy tour.

The comedians went to several Mid-East countries sponsored by Showtime Arabia and at home, in the US their stand up comedy videos reached millions of people.

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Adam Ferrara - Funny As Hell video

Adam Ferrara's Funny As Hell stand up comedy special premiered on Comedy Central, on April 14, 2009.

Adam Ferrara's Funny As Hell was released on DVD the same day and on the cover of the DVD appears also the comedian's fiance, Indie Acress Alex Tyler.

Adam Ferrara's Funny As Hell stand up comedy show is full of funny material of the comedian's perspective on family and relationships.

Well-known from the tv shows Rescue Me and the Job, Adam Ferrara is a funny Italian from New York who makes fun of everything is related to him: his family, his Catholic heritage, his communication abilities and more, all of those exposed with brutal honesty.

Adam Ferrara's Funny As Hell stand up comedy show is a long list of stories, because he is a story teller and a god damn one.

Adam Ferrara's stand up comedy show covers topics like dating, family, religion or travel, in a tasteful mix of emotional truth and rude, brutal comedy that engages the audience and will make you love him by the end of the show.

Adam Ferrara's Funny As Hell comes with bonus features, including an interview with the comedian's parents, a photo shoot and a special introduction sequence.

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Billy Connolly - Live 2002 video

Billy Connolly Live 2002 was released on DVD, on October 11, 2004 and includes highlights from Billy Connolly's 2002 tour.

Billy Connolly's stand up Live 2002 has a runtime of 104 minutes divided in two parts: the first one presents Billy Connolly stand up performance in Dublin and the second one includes clips from eight other stand up performances.

Even though in his 60s, Billy Connolly's energy and anger didn't age a bit: he talks with the same passion about things that happen naturally in life, like how horrifying can be a prostrate examination, how difficult is to buy an airline ticket in the modern world of internet, going to the beach, men shopping or how his wife suffers from his sleep apnea.

Billy Connolly's stand up comedy show Live 2002 presents the comedian at is best, with only brand new material, which is a plus giving the fact that he has been on the stage for the last 27 seven years.

Billy Connolly Live 2002 stand up show wears the comedian's trademark, the brutal honesty, raw and crude humor that he used us with and the aanger that is more intense as ever.

We highly recommend watching Billy Connolly Live 2002 and buy the DVD.

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Bill Hicks - Relentless video

Bill Hicks' Relentless stand up comedy concert was filmed in 1991, at the Centaur Theatre, during the annual Just For Laughs Comedy Festival in Montreal, Canada.

Bill Hicks released in 1990 his first stand up comedy album Dangerous and became a hit in Ireland and UK, so in 1991 returned to the Just for Laughs comedy Festival and recorded this second stand up comedy album: Relentless.

Bill Hicks' Relentless is not as dark as his later performances like Revelations, when he realised he might be dying, so the the material included on this comedy album is lighter, but his delivery is as angry as usual.

Going from Kennedy assassination to drugs, from Gulf War to alcohol, from UFOs to female hypocrisy, from religious bigotry to New Kids on the Block, Bill Hicks' stand up is hilariously funny.

Bill Hicks' Relentless was filmed almost 20 years ago, but all the things he railed against still holds true today, so we highly recommend to watch this video.

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Jimmy Carr - In Concert video

Jimmy Carr In Concert is the comedian's fourth DVD and was filmed at the London's Bloomsbury Theatre, being released on DVD, on November 3, 2008.

This Jimmy Carr stand up is branded with Jimmy Carr's deadpan style and absolute unique and funny perspective on life's absurdities.

As usual, there are a few brave hecklers and as usual their are put at their places by the British comedian, with brutal razor-sharp lines that make the audience laugh all the way.

Jimmy Carr In Concert stand up comedy show is more offensive, with more brutal and ironic observations, which makes it even funnier than his previous comedy specials.

Jimmy Carr became so good at interacting with the audience, that the most interesting parts are the ones in which he puts them down, because this is his are of expertise and the style is "no prisoners".

Jimmy Carr's stand up comedy style became well-known and you will get plenty of it in this stand up comedy show, that we recommend only you ar not easily offended and you are over 18.

Jimmy Carr's In Concert DVD includes bonus material, cartoons with Jimmy as muppet, a Monty-Python-esque animation with live recordings of hecklers and audience participations from his gigs all over the country.

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Dave Attell - Captain Miserable video

Dave Attell's Captain Miserable is the comedian's first one-hour special, which aired on HBO, on December 8, 2007, being filmed at the Lincoln Theatre in Washington D.C.

Dave Attell's stand up comedy video Captain Miserable, was released on DVD, 3 days later, on December 11, 2007. With a runtime of 51 minutes, Dave Attell's stand up comedy video Captain Miserable is not for the easilly offended, touching many controversial or unorthodox subjects.

If you ever wondered if jokes about disabilities, pedophilia or abortion may work for a comedy audience, this DVD is the perfect test.

Dave Attell is bouncing perfectly from one topic to another, covering alcoholism, drugs, fat people, sex and other topics, all filled with racial remarks and obscenities.

The comics' comic as Dave Attell was called is not for everyone and Captain Miserable stand up comedy show proves it one more time, but his witty sense of humor and his delivery are unequalled and this video highlights exactly those qualities for which he was listed in the "25 Funniest People in America".

Dave Attell's Captain Miserable DVD includes bonus features with deleted scenes from the same venue, snippets of the comedian before and after a performance in New York and video clips of his Middle East tour performing for the troops.

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Ricky Gervais - Fame video

Ricky Gervais Fame stand up comedy show was filmed in 2007, during the comedian's UK tour with the same name, that started in January in Glasgow and ended in April in Sheffield.

Ricky Gervais' Fame tour became Britain's fastest-selling tour at that time, Blackpool reporting selling out tickets with 45 minutes before they became available.

Ricky Gervais' stand up comedy show was released on DVD, on November 12, 2007 and has a runtime of 78 minutes of British comedy.

After Animals and Politics comedy albums, Ricky Gervais' Fame is the third part of this trilogy, in which the comedian talks about his fame and the complications of this statute.

Ricky Gervais' stand up comedy show is full of cruel humor, poking fun at fat people, children with cancer, homosexuality or midgets, so if you are easily offended and can't enjoy a cruel joke, better skip this video.

But if you know Ricky Gervais for who he is, a comedian that uses disguisting material and put it into jokes, without meaning it seriously, then you will enjoy Ricky Gervais' Fame.

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Steven Wright - When the Leaves Blow Away video

Steven Wright: When the Leaves Blow Away stand up comedy show was premiered on October 21, 2006, on Comedy Central.

Steven Wright: When the Leaves Blow Away is the comedian's first stand up special in 16 years and was released on DVD, on April 24, 2007.

Well-known for his deadpan delivery and for his one-liners and nonsensical jokes, this Steven Wright stand up special is no exception.

In Steven Wright's stand up When the Leaves Blow Away you will find the classic style of Steven Wright, his lethargic voice and show, his classic one liners, his ironic style and the emotionless performance that became his trademark.

If you like smart stand up comedy, Steven Wright is your man, with his witty observations on baby monitors, his addiction to placebos or the dream movie.

Steven Wright's stand up When The Leaves Blow Away on DVD includes bonus features with his short film One soldier and video-clips of an earlier performance back in '88.

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Dave Attell Insomniac Tour:Sean Rouse, Greg Giraldo & Dane Cook video

Dave Attell Insomniac Tour:Sean Rouse, Greg Giraldo & Dane Cook presents Dave Attell and his three fellow comedians, performing at the House of Blues in Las Vegas, in front of a live audience.

What happened in Vegas didn't stay in Vegas this time, so Dave Attell Insomniac Tour:Sean Rouse, Greg Giraldo & Dane Cook was released on DVD, on April 11, 2006, by Comedy Central.

Dave Attell's stand up comedy performance is hilarious, while he is mostly a host for Sean Rouse, who hits the crowd with routines on drugs, sex and alcohol, Greg Giraldo who talks about politics and parenthood and Dane Cook who's maniac performance is perfect for the twenty-something audience.

The DVD Dave Attell Insomniac Tour:Sean Rouse, Greg Giraldo & Dane Cook extra features include uncensored cut with 15 minutes of new material, backstage footage, 'A Night Out in Vegas' and interviews with the comedians.

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Alex Reymundo - Hick-Spanic: Live in Alburquerque video

Alex Reymundo Hick-Spanic: Live in Alburquerque is the comedian's first solo stand up comedy special, which aired on Comedy Central in 2007, being filmed at the National Hispanic Cultural Cennter, in Albuquerque, NM, before a live audience.

Alex Reymundo Hick-Spanic: Live in Alburquerque stand up comedy show was released on DVD on November 13, 2007 and has a runtime of 72 minutes of unique branded style 'Hick-Spanic' comedy.

Better known at that time for his feature  appearances in the Comedy Central and Showtime special The Original Kings of comedy, along with George Lopez and Paul Rodriguez, Alex Reymundo explores in 'Hick-Spanic' stand up comedy show the insights of being Mexican American.

A down side of Alex Reymundo's stand up show 'Hick-Spanic' is that you have to know a little amount of Spanish in order to undertand all the jokes , but the good part is that his performance is funny even if you are not Hispanic.

Alex Reymundo has a clever observational humor, but also a rude though funny style, that will keep laughing in your seat, while he walks you through his life as a Hispanic, from growing up with 87 family members to his first meeting with in-laws.

Alex Reymundo Hick-Spanic: Live in Alburquerque  is a funny stand up comedy concert and even though some jokes are predictable, the comedian's talent to bring you into his world and his delivery manner, makes this video worth watching.

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Charlie Murphy - I Will Not Apologize video

Charlie Murphy: I Will Not Apologize stand up comedy show had the premiere in February 2010, on Comedy Central.

Charlie Murphy's stand up comedy show I Will Not Apologize is the comedian's first comedy special and was released on DVD on February 16, 2010.

Charlie Murphy is the older brother of Eddie Murphy, who's stand up comedy videos back in the 80s you cand watch FREE here, in our Stand Up Comedy Concerts sction.

If Eddie Murphy made a name for himself among the stand up comedians 30 years ago, his brother Charlie Murphy is better known for co-starring in Chappells Show or as a writer for Norbit, the Dreamworks comedy, as well as for his voice on the cartoon The Boondocks.

Charlie Murphy's I Will Not Apologize stand up comedy show is a different kind of stand up: if many comedians now scream on stage, with Charlie Murphy you have the feeling that he has a personal conversation with you, like a friend is telling you one joke after another.

This may be appreciated by some, but it's only a matter of taste in comedy. So, check out Charlie Murphy's video I Will Not Apoligize and decide for yourself if he is talented as a stand up comedian or if he should stick with his usually line of work.

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Russell Brand Scandalous video

Russell Brand Scandalous stand up comedy show was filmed at the London's O2 Arena, during the comedian's UK, America and Australia tour.

In October, Russell Brand added four more dates to his comedy tour, in order to raise money for the drug charity he leads: Focus 12.

Russell Brand's stand up comedy show Scandalous was released on DVD on November 9, 2009, being the comedian's third DVD, equaly or even funnier than his previous two releases.

Russell Brand's Scandalous stand up comedy concert is scandalously funny, due to the comedian's distinctive surreal and refreshing humor.

This Russell Brand stand up presents a more polished performance and a less wilde comedian than in his previous performances, with a more consistent material, delivered perfectly by the comedian.

Russell Brand's true comedic talent is to bring the audience into his world, because Scandalous is a stand up comedy show about the world as he sees it, the most funny part being the one he diggs into his personal life, as well as the radio 2 'Sachsgate' affair.

Russell Brand's stand up comedy concert Scandalous is worth watching, because the comedian is at his best and he will keep you laughing constantly for 80 minutes.

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Bill Hicks - Revelations video

Bill Hicks' Revelations stand up comedy concert was filmed in November 1992, before a live audience at the Dominion Theatre, during his UK tour.

Bill Hicks' Revelations was released on DVD, on July 3, 2006, by Channel 4, as part of the documentary Totally Bill Hicks.

Bill Hicks' stand up comedy show Revelations is the last officially recording of his concerts, before his death in 1994, concert closed with his famous philosophy "It's Just a Ride".

Revelations comedy concert presents Bill Hicks at his best, mastering his craft, being anger than ever on the hypocrisy and mediocrity that surround us.

Watching Bill Hicks' Revelations you have the revelation that he is not among us to ferociously fight not with events or people, but with trends and life philosophies that consume us all.

Even though some political events he talked about are out dated, the message and the relevance are still valid today, which gives you an insight of what unique talent Bill Hicks had: to take the essence and put into a form that will last forever.

Bill Hicks' Revelations includes some of the comedian's darkest material, delivered in that perfect manner that made him to be named the "comedian's comedian".

The Bill Hicks Totally DVD includes Revelations stand up comedy concert, a brief overiew of his career and interviews with famous comedians like Eddie Izzard, Jay Leno or David Letterman.

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Bill Cosby - Himself video

Bill Cosby's stand up comedy show Himself was filmed in 1983, at the Hamilton Place Theatre, in Hamilton, Ontario, before a live audience.

Bill Cosby's stand up comedy show Himself was released on DVD, by 20th Century Fox, on August 10, 2004, almost 20 years later, which gives you an insight of the material still being fresh after all that time.

Bill Cosby's Himself stand up video is the proof that stand up comedy doesn't have to be obscene to be funny, that clean comedy can be as successful as one where dirty language is at home.

Bill Cosby's stand up comedy show Himself is just about the humorous things in life, starting with his own family life, parenthood and what effect do his kids have on his wife Camille's mental health.

Bill Cosby is a comedic genius and what's best about his stand up comedy show is that you can relate to his stories.

Bill Cosby's stand up comedy video Himself is a funny stand up show, because Bill Cosby is a great story teller, who walks you among his life, from the journey into the delivery room when his wife went into labor, to how his parents treats the grandchildren better then they treated him as a child, just because now they are old and want to go to Heaven.

Getting drunk or going to the dentist are another funny routines Bill Cosby succeded in making classic material and you can watch and enjoy all this FREE online in Bill Cosby's Himself stand up comedy video!

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American: The Bill Hicks Story Video

A new and radical way to view Bill Hicks as much more than a Stand Up Comedy performer. You can call this a comedian documentary from the future because Bill Hicks's thoughts and ideeas surpassed his time. Most of the things you can see in this documentary is recoreded in the 80's and 90's but is still relevant today. Bill Hicks stand up comedy concerts and videos are trully an invitation to the past, present and future. Some things never change...

American: The Bill Hicks Story video recreates Bill Hicks's life in a way never seen before. This comedy video shows how his world and characters were shaped and how he got to the futuristic conclusions (for his time of course). Bill Hicks doesn't just do Stand Up Comedy. He tries to get you to think and understand that some things should change and life can be good, or at least different, if you try to understand it completely. Ofcourse, all that through stand up comedy (and he pulls it off).

This documentary tries to adequately tell Bill Hicks's life and that is why it is an animation, to get you into the middle of things. This is also why the narrators are 10 people who were colsest to him and influenced his life: Mary Hicks (Bill's mom), Steve Hicks (older brother), Lynn Hicks (big sister), Kevin Booth (lifelong friend and producer), Dwight Slade (first comedy partner), David Johndrow (friend and photographer), James Ladmirault (Jimmy Pineapple), John Farneti (uncle figure), Andy Huggins (Houston comedian) and Steve Epstein (founder of the Texas Outlaw Comics).

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Bill Hicks - Sane Man video

Bill Hicks' Sane Man stand up comedy video was the comedian's first video, released on VHS in 1989 and reissued on DVD, on December 6, 2005.

With a runtime of 84 minutes, Bill Hicks' stand up comedy video Sane Man, directed by Kevin Booth presents us the Bill Hicks we all know, the enemy of mediocrity, banality and popular culture.

Bill Hicks' Sane Man stand up comedy show was filmed a year before his star-making comedy album Dangerous and as you would expect, the comedian uses dirty jokes to preach his favourites themes: political conformity, pop music, drugs, smoking and drinking, which is funny because he had just quited drinking in 1988.

Bill Hicks' stand up comedy shows, including this one are always funny and refreshing, because the world needed people like him saying all those things so many are thinking, yet are afraid to express.

Bill Hicks' DVD Sane Man inludes bonus features like never-before seen footage from his early performances, an extended version of teh main feature and Hick's biography "Hicksography"

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Glenn Wool - You Don't Go To Hell for Eating Elephants video

Glenn Wool's stand up comedy show You Don't Go To Hell for Eating Elephants is a stand up comedy show about hell and the comedian's doubts about it: is it mental, spiritual or physical?

All the questions and more are rising in Glenn Wool: 'You Don't Go To Hell for Eating Elephants' stand up comedy show, while he pokes fun on religion, renaming religious holidays and imagine God as a well-meaning retard.

The Canadian stand up comedian Glenn Wool goes from one extrem to another, talking about Pope's contribution to cryogenics programmes and then about a pop goup, about history and then about anal sex.

Glenn Wool's stand up comedy show You Don't Go To Hell for Eating Elephants presents in 52 minutes, an intelligent stand up comedian with perfect-time delivery, great expressivity and a pefect skills command of the audience.

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