Chris Rock’s Gay People, Homophobia and Molesting Uncles video routine

Chris Rockâ??s stand up comedy routine about gay people, homophobia, Ricky Martin and molesting uncles is extracted from Chris Rockâ??s: Bigger & Blacker video.

Chris Rockâ??s stand up comedy routine about Gay People in the Military brings out more than some funny lines about gay people, going where many think, but less say it:

"lf they wanna fight, let them fight,'cause l ain't fighting. l wouldn't give a fuck if l saw a Russian tank rolling down Flatbush Avenue. l ain't shooting nobody. So call me a faggot. When the war is over, l'll be the faggot with two legs, thank you.�.

Chris Rockâ??s stand up talent has very much to do with him touching controversial topic from a different point of view than the others: talking about homophobia, the comedian knows that by  judging people usually you end up facing  what youâ??ve judged, much closer than you ever thought :

â?? lt don't make no sense to be a racist, sexist, or nothing, but.... lt don't. lt doesn't. lt don't make no sense...cause whoever you hate will end up in your family. That's right, you don't like gays, you're gonna have a gay son.â??

You can watch the routines below or you can watch Chris Rockâ??s stand up video Bigger&Blacker in our Stand Up Comedy Concerts section.

Before any of this happened, they was on Clinton.

What was they on him for?

Gays in the military.

Everybody says, "Don't let them in."lf they wanna fight, let them fight,'cause l ain't fighting.

l wouldn't give a fuck if l saw a Russian tank rolling down Flatbush Avenue.

l ain't shooting nobody. So call me a faggot. When the war is over, l'll be the faggot with two legs, thank you.

You know what's fucked up? Everybody gets so homophobic. People, we need to cut that shit out...'cause everybody in this room got at least a gay cousin. Every last one of you got a gay cousin. You knew he was gay when y'all was kids. You was playing ball, he was jumping rope. He didn't turn gay, he was gay then. He just didn't have nobody to be gay with. Shit, l got a gay uncle. Call him Aunt Tom. Every Christmas, he comes over with his ''friend.'' See, it don't make no sense to hate nobody.

lt don't make no sense to be a racist, sexist, or nothing, but.... lt don't. lt doesn't. lt don't make no sense...'cause whoever you hate will end up in your family. That's right, you don't like gays, you're gonna have a gay son.

You don't like Puerto Ricans? Your daughter's gonna come home with ''Livin' la vida loca!'' Don't you just love that shit? That's a catchy-ass song. You just want to jump up on shit. 'Livin' la vida loca! ''Come on!'' l feel that shit. l'll be driving, ''Livin' la vida loca!'' l love that shit.

That ain't going nowhere. That's gonna be out a long time. That shit is like the Puerto Rican! Whoomp! (There It Is)!

l was talking about my gay uncle.

See, your uncles prepare you for life.

lf you got enough uncles,they'll prepare you for life...'cause you got every type of uncle. You got your gay uncle, you got your alcoholic uncle. You got your stealing uncle. You got your molester uncle.

Everybody's got that one molester uncle.

Your mama's like, ''Where them kids at?''

-''They're with Johnny.''

-''Get them kids!

''Hurry up, get them kids!

Don't leave them with your Uncle Johnny!''

Later on, you get molested, your mama get mad at you.

''That's what you get. ''Hanging around fucking Johnny. l told you about that shit!

''Now walk it off!''

That's your family.

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Comedy Roast of Pamela Anderson video

The Comedy Central Roast of Pamela Anderson was produced by Joel Gallen, written by Aaron Matthwe Lee and was broadcast on 14th of august, 2005. The roast of PAmela Anderson was mastered by Jimmy Kimmel and special guests invited were Tommy Lee, Courtney Love, Nick DiPaolo, Adam carolla, Bea Arthur, Eddie Griffin, Lady Bunny, Lisa Lampanelli, Andy Dick, Jeffrey Ross and Sarah Silverman.

There was also a special appearance of David Spade, in the pre-taped video, every detail making Pamela Anderson video one of the best comedy roaster you will ever see, because not every day you see a celebrity that can make fun of herself the way pamela anderson does in this comedy central roast.

Pamela Anderson stated that he accepted to do this special and be the aim for all those insults, because Comedy Central promised to make a donation to PETA. Pamela Anderson was the first female Comedy Central made a roast with and this is a verry funny roast, in which Pamela Anderson sits and takes every insult gracioulsy, making from this comedy central roast one of the lasrgest audience for a program.

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Jeff Dunham Achmed The Dead Terrorist Routine video

Jeff Dunham Achmed The Dead Terrorist is the best-known and the funniest terrorist in whole world, especially because he is a dead terrorist who doesn't belive that he is dead. "Silence, I kill you!" is Achmed the Dead Terrorist favorite line, addressed to the audience when the people start to laugh, being one of Jeff Dunham mostly used quotes.

Jeff Dunham Achmed The Dead Terrorist puppet is a skeletal corpse, described by himself as a "flesh wound" from his icompetence as a suicide bomber. Achmed The Dead Terrorist refers to his incompetence as "premature detonation", poking in the same time on Jeff Dunham's sexual life, in which the same thing happens as far as Achmed knows.

Achmed The Dead Terrorist first appeard in Jeff Dunham video Spark of Insanity and through him, the ventriloquist Jeff Dunham is able to bring up sensible and controversial topics, like terrorism or religious stuff, like the virgins promissed to the muslims after death.

In Jeff Dunham Christmas Special, Achmed The Dead Terrorist asked Jeff Dunham to go carol with him after the show and sang what would soon became a hit: Jingle Bombs, an terrorist adaptation of Jingle Bells, so don't miss any Jeff Dunham and Achmed clips.

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